Here you have it...my first photo shoot!
(click on the blog title above "Photo Shoot" to see my pics)
My mom had one of her friends Miss Sharon come over to our house last Sunday and she took tons of photos of me. I knew this was going to be quite the experience when Mom and Dad turned on the fire place to keep it warm in the house because they had intentions of undressing me. I must say, I was a bit taken back because I thought I had made it pretty clear in the past to these parents of mine that I did not care to be naked. Apparently they did not get the message. But don't worry, I got even...
After meeting Miss Sharon a big black wall went up (mommy said this was called a back drop) and a cozy place for me to sit. This is where the fun began. I drifted off into what appeared to be a deep sleep (This was part of my plan). Miss Sharon had mom take off my diaper (mistake #1) and set me into my seat (mistake #2). Miss Sharon started to take pictures of me and Mom and Dad watched. Mom had just fed me (mistake #3). My tummy had not quite settled so I had to let some of my milk go in order to get comfy in my seat. After spitting up on the back drop the grown ups cleaned me and the back drop up and put me back in the comfy seat for more picture taking. This seat they set me in was nice and cozy and felt much like having a diaper on. For those of you who haven't heard, I've been called the "optimal pooper". This came from a combination of the Pedigree commercial and by superior ability to poo.
Here's the commerical for those of you who have not seen it.
Anyway, as I was saying...I was quite comfortable and along with comfort tends to comes relaxation and along with relaxation (especially after just having my bottle) comes ...you guessed it...POOP! HAaahhahaha. That's right. I pooped, right in my comfy seat. Ummm, hello, you can laugh its ok..you should have seen these grown ups trying to figure out what to do! Mom was so embarrassed...Dad was looking at Mom (he really didn't know what to think) and there was Miss Sharon..she was thankful for her new disinfecting super fancy washing machine she just puchased. So again the grown ups cleaned me and the back drop and set me back down (mistake #4). Little did they know, I was not done yet..I let Miss Sharon take a few more pictures and then posed for the camera in one of my famous poop poses with a scrunched up face, pursed lips and a slight arm stretch. I figured, I'm the "optimal pooper" so why not show the camera what I can really do. This time it was a real doozie! Because I had "struck my pose" I had squirmed quite a bit and well, smeared around in my poo. So into action the grown ups went again. Daddy picked me up and kinda hung me mid air while mom cleaned me up. Miss Sharon balled up the back drop and put it into a trash bag (there was no just wiping this mess up) and just as mom was wiping gravity must have set in and I started pooping more. Then, as I was giving it one last good push...I peed on Mommy and Daddy!!!
One would think my Mom and Dad would have had enough of cleaning me up but that was not this case. There were still more photos to take and I was so done at this point. They took a brief break and gave me another bottle (thought we addressed this in mistake #3 but apparently not. So we will call this mistake #5) before taking more photos. We headed to Mommy and Daddy's room to take some pictures of our feet. I don't get it, it seems like everyone has a thing for my feet, ok who am I kidding, I guess they have a thing for every part of me. But for this particular photo, the grown ups wanted pictures of feet. So they laid me on the bed between Mom and Dad and Miss Sharon took feet pictures. Mom picked me back up and was holding me while Miss Sharon and Dad prepared for the next photo op. I saw this as the perfect opportunity to remind them of "Mistake #3" and make my self feel a little more comfortable and opened the flood gates (my mouth) and release my entire bottle on Mommy. At this point Mom had to change and Dad cleaned me up. I figured since Mom's outfit was ruined this would for sure end this photo business. Mom put on new clothes and I also got a change of outfit. The message seemed to get across and we headed to the living room for a few more pics with Mom and Dad. I was exhausted at this point so I explained this to Mom and Dad (just in case you have not heard me explain anything, this is done by various loud squeaks, squeals, and screams). Miss Sharon packed up her things and headed home.
Now I sure hope these parents of mine have learned from their mistakes and have also gotten the message that I do not care for nudity at this stage in my life. I have decided I am a firm believer in crazy fun as well as making every event as memorable as possible. Unfortunately for my parents, at this stage in my life, aside from eating, sleeping, and making noise, the only other things I can do, and do well may I add, is spit up, pee and poop.
As you can tell from my story I worked really hard while having this pictures taken. I hope you all enjoy them and when looking at them have my story to add a little explanation to each perfect pose.
